wow what the actual fuck neopets
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE
how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.
what in the pure fuck
HOW IS THIS NORMAL?!
This is scary as fuck
they are just getting ready for the purge
So the exciting topic of birth control and abortion are trending right now on tumblr.
Here’s a picture of me and my adorable son. He’s alive today because his mother and I made the conscious decision to conceive. Before that we used birth control to prevent unwanted pregnancy. Since his birth, we reintroduced birth control into our life.
Notice I said “we,” like I should have any say in the matter?
It’s a couples decision to conceive, but a woman is the only one that can decide what she does with her own body. Birth control is responsible precaution, at very least.
If you have a problem with birth control, then you should probably stop jacking off too.
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS”
honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him
Girl: If i leave im never coming back
Boy: pshhh well alright then bitch bye then i dont need you anyway i got options
Girl: ok bye *slams door*
You and your boys: “thats how u handle them bro”
"lets go play 2k, we dont chase em we replace em"
*15 mins later*
i’m fucking crying because this is so real? like?
y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me