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kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

starslicer:

officialtysonchickennuggets:

braziliankevindurant:

yungterra:

destiny is one of 2014โ€™s most anticipated first-person shooters

MUST COP

there are many reasons to get this game and this is the only one that matters

i ainโ€™t get my beta key and i had the shit preordered since alpha.

I want the ghost edition so fucking bad, tho.

lilnympho-:

wanderinoblivion:

eponiner:

So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND.

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK.

perfect

Who filmed this omg Iโ€™m sobbing

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

times-like-these7:

sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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Sounds like someoneโ€™s sad they couldnโ€™t find their name on a coke bottle

raikouji:

inmate: what u in for

me: torrenting anime

inmate: nice

mangosmoothie7:

my mom: you arent going to wear a bra?

me: everyone hav nipple

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
congalineofdurin:





dear god, let it be enough

congalineofdurin:

dear god, let it be enough

k1mkardashian:

when yahoo answers tells you to read your book

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leonardodicrapio:

leo is chasing after that jack nicholson aesthetic like his life depends on it

vinebox:

"Toys R Us got me fucked up"