Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.
destiny is one of 2014’s most anticipated first-person shooters
there are many reasons to get this game and this is the only one that matters
i ain’t get my beta key and i had the shit preordered since alpha.
I want the ghost edition so fucking bad, tho.
So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND.
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK.
Who filmed this omg I’m sobbing
Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity
Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle
inmate: what u in for
me: torrenting anime
my mom: you arent going to wear a bra?
me: everyone hav nipple
dear god, let it be enough
when yahoo answers tells you to read your book
leo is chasing after that jack nicholson aesthetic like his life depends on it
"Toys R Us got me fucked up"