😎😎😎😎

lustire:

when my mum makes me try on clothes i hate

image

splendidbuttsex:

ronaldalan:

rebelderadioactivo:

Me walking into school

Me at work

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

me at the zoo: where are the dragons
tylerchokely:

roughrimjob:

is that macklemore

she keeps me warm

tylerchokely:

roughrimjob:

is that macklemore

she keeps me warm

nosafekeeping:

supremecordeliagoode:

imthebiggestlionever:

madamecordeliafoxx:

The most prominent real-life AHS character references (I know there are plenty others). The historical figure is on the right and the show’s interpretation is on the left.

THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR FOR SO LONG

I should do an updated version of this. 

Can someone actually type out who each character is based on?

196,973 plays

linsdaylohan:

Rumored American Horror Story: Freak Show opening theme song

hhawkeye:

when you find out an actor you think is cute is around 32 and you’re like “wow he’s really young”

that’s when you know you have a problem

#Virgo’s are investigators. They never fully trust anyone and are always looking for the bad.

trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash